“Maybe that was vindictive, competitive,” he said, adding, “In the end, that was probably the wrong motive.”
Brett Favre, speaking to reporters before an exhibition opener at Cleveland, conceded that all along the Vikings had been his team of choice.


I once got an awesome birthday present from my friends of an elaborately packaged hot sauce covered with tons of disclaimers. It was made of chili extract, intensifying the spiciness to unnatural levels. 7.1 million scoville units of heat to be exact. Essentially, it was what’s in mace.
It was so hot a single drop in a large jar of salsa created a fiery salsa so hot that jesus cried.
Well, there’s hot and then there’s thermonuclear.

This “hot sauce” goes beyond just chili extract. It takes the part of the extract that makes hot food hot — capsaicin — into a crystallized form.
A single one of these crystal was placed into an entire can of tomato soup with tweezers and gloves. It didn’t combust or explode, but the results were interesting.
100 26 Things That Suck
1. Worms
2. Lack of Motivation
3. The momentum of routine
4. Travel time
5. Messy yogurt baby
6. Self-important people
7. The stuff that gets in between the keys of your keyboard
8. The pace of life getting quicker, more hectic.
9. Arguments
10. Stale snack chips
11. Eating out too much
12. Children show themes getting stuck in my head
13. T-shirts that have printing on almost the entire shirt and look like Zubaz. God, those suck.
14. Lack of a working way to make espresso
15. Not enough time to do everything I want
16. Use of the term “small fry”.
17. Laundry
18. Ironing
19. Automatic Voice Response systems. Please press #1 for more options.
20. People who lack respect for others in general.
21. The level of political discourse in the country
22. The sad state of the Twins offseason moves.
23. Taking a blurry picture
24. Mud
25. Work getting in way of completing list of 100 items.
26. When something ends with “To Be Continued…”